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Master Chef, comments by lineup.

-The first girl was too cocky,
-The second is too nervous. And if she moves that nervously when she’s rushing, i doubt she’ll last if she gets the apron. Aaaand she didnt.
-As far as all the animal people, i didnt mind some, but i would not eat water bugs, that’s gross.
-Beaver guy, Brian, he looks so freaking insane. But i think the guys like it a lot. Even with his animal tail he has on.. LOL.
***-Jordan, I love him! From the moms apron thing to how he talks about his food, it’s great! He reminds me of vince vaughn though? I dont know how to spell his last name but still.
-BREAST MILK? Someone put breast milk in the food. I give.
-Adriana, Cactus girl, I think they’re wrong about whether she’ll hold up or not. She seems like a person who you wouldnt expect to be bitchy, but winds up that way.
-Georges girlfriend is so confused oh my god. And like.. are those tears of sadness that he isnt getting an apron.. or are those tears of joy he’s proposing on tv?
***-Krissi, I like her, i love italian, i love her son, That’s perfect. They’re perfect. One of my favorites already.
-How he said cookin sounded like poopin. Poopin is my dream, poopin is what i love. Beeme? Be me? Beemy? Big accented name. Family as a priority, good, personality, i’m a mixture of hating it, in his cockiness, and liking it, in his passion.
***-Jessie, she is ugh perf, classy country girl~ Oh no, Gordon what are you doing? Jessie is going to be one of my favorites too ;* For that.
-James, He didnt show a lot of personality, in trying to prove himself, i actually got a lot of respect for him~
-These crazy girls, LOL. Ramsay you made her family come in to say no >;l
**-Sasha Fox, fried chicken, of course, oh my god the drunk comment, and even worse, the singing. How to handle this? Put a little Sasha in your mouth baby. She took that criticism good. I actually love her, entertaining!
-Rudy, i kind of hate stories like this coming on shows, because you’re a dick to root for him, and a dick to root against him. I like his composure, but i of course dont know what it tastes like and dont want him to not get it because i feel bad and :( Aw.
-Lucas, he is the cutest :( I think Ramsay didnt want more people saying he was wrong~

Gordon Ramsay is so nice outside of his show LOL Whoever that bald dude is i dont like him~ I’m about an hour and 20 minutes in, and i can’t remember a yes from him since the first girl.

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l0stkeys:

eatme-x:

She’s hot but look at those scars </3

okay then

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she-paints-lovely-pictures:

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evoleur:

stillimperfect:

“damn right i support it”

so much respect for him.

bless u macklemore

I luv him

yes.

<3

You dress up and pretend that you’re in the Renaissance time— wow, I’m just realizing how really sad that job was, oh, God. - Garrett Gardner, mortified over his past job as a Renaissance Fair archer instructor (via glowing) 35 notes

cplatt688:

Garret used to teach archery at a renaissance fair. Could he get any better!

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beben-eleben:

There once was a young boy with a very bad temper. The boy’s father wanted to teach him a lesson, so he gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper he must hammer a nail into their wooden fence.
On the first day of this lesson, the little boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. He was really mad!
Over the course of the next few weeks, the little boy began to control his temper, so the number of nails that were hammered into the fence dramatically decreased.
It wasn’t long before the little boy discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.
Then, the day finally came when the little boy didn’t lose his temper even once, and he became so proud of himself, he couldn’t wait to tell his father.
Pleased, his father suggested that he now pull out one nail for each day that he could hold his temper.
Several weeks went by and the day finally came when the young boy was able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.
Very gently, the father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence.
“You have done very well, my son,” he smiled, “but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same.”
The little boy listened carefully as his father continued to speak.
“When you say things in anger, they leave permanent scars just like these. And no matter how many times you say you’re sorry, the wounds will still be there.”

i thought that was a blood splatter and i thought that story was going in a very different direction

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